Chi-Town Riviera theatre is always a great place to go, its funny, you go to a madison concert they make you throw away chains around your neck, chains to your wallet, and if you're wearing a belt that doesnt look normal, you gotta get rid of that too, and this is madison, MADISON, not some big town like chicago, not new york, madison .... little madison, wisconsin. But you go to the riviera, they see you with a wallet with a chain on it, they're like "oh, rap the chain around your wallet and put it in your pocket. Pat you down a bit like every place would, and let you in, plain and simple. No big fuss, nothing. And this is chicago, fuckin chicago. Anyways ...
Couple of friends and I left madison to go to the chi-town concert, cuz its closest to us, only a 2 1/2 hour drive or so, not bad, fun times listenin to music, easily bearable. My homie Randy which Becci and I met at the gathering 2004 was goin to the chi-town concert, so we met up with him there, always nice knowing other people there, specially at a non-gathering event, i mean dont get me wrong, they're still juggalos, its just not the atmosphere like at the gathering, but i should stop comparing it, cuz they're two seperate things ...
First up were the axe murder boys, they're ok, I'd prolly have to listen to their cd a bit to really know how well i like em, juggalos seemed to generally feel em, nobody was chanting out "you suck" so thats a good thing, i mean they were voted best out of all the juggalo groups that participated, voted being the key word. But, either way, its fresh that a juggalo group can be accepted into psychopathic, hopefully they'll go over better than v-sinizter lol ...
Ahh, if i remember correctly, Lavel showed up right after that, and did a few of his parts from the soopa villains, man, fuckin lavel rocked it, i haven't heard much from him, but from a track or two i downloaded somewhere, and from soopa villains he's got some skill. He'll definitly be a nice addition to psychopathic records, hopefully he releases something on psychopathic soon .... that'd be fresh.
Project: Deadman's set was pretty good. Now, call me dis-informed, but i didnt realize that mike e clark was one of the people in project deadman, granted i knew he had somethin to do with the music, but i didnt know he was actually part of the group, thats fresh as hell, people seemed to be feelin them too. Not much to really say, cept body bag is a fresh ass song ...
Vanilla Ice, alright .... now you know vanilla ice put on a good show, he was wearing a miami jersey or something, lol ... just funny, ya know .. but yeh, he gave his drummer props like he always does, cept he had a different drummer, you could tell cuz the drummer at the 2004 gathering would flip his sticks in the air and (so it seemed lol) would keep drumming while they were in the air, im not saying he wasnt drumming, im just sayin thats how quick the other drummer was, this guy had skills too he was pretty fast. He did another song, and then the dj did his scratches, they were ok, the end got good though when he was mixin some actually music rather than sounds, but like i said, its nice that ice gives props to the people backin him up, he does it every show too, well every show i've seen. He got some jail bait girls up on stage, they all danced and flashed their stuff. There was this one blonde chick that was always behind him, tryin to get all up on him, it was funny, everywhere he'd go she'd be there. He was never really on the girls or anything which is very commendable and smart on his part, last thing he'd want is to have groped some 15 year old chicks ass up on stage, lol ... so he's givin a couple hugs and theres that same chick standin in back of em with a look on her face of "c'mon, give me a hug now" ... lol ... thats what we call a hound dog, or hound bitch, idunno what the female equivelant is ... its just sad when you see people try SOO hard to talk to or get a piece of some "celebrity" if you wanna call them that. But he rocked the show as always, it made up for him not being at the 2005 gathering, i was happy ...
Insane Clown Posse, now you know they bitch slapped every act up there, obviously thats why everybody is there, including me, cuz of the wicked clowns themselves. I cant really go into detail, cuz all their shows are the same, even though everytime it feels like a whole different show, with all different songs, when you go to a show, even though you've heard halls of illusionns a million times, when they play it, its almost like i've never heard it before, i really dont listen to milenko much anymore, just not my choice cd, but when you hear it live, you stop thinking about all the people who listen to milenko, and only milenko .... and you realize its just a song, everything else in your head is gone, its just you and the song, its great.
Night of the 44 is fuckin awesome, its my favorite god damn song, nothin like bastin holes in peoples heads .... fuckin fresh. But yeh, so they do their shit for a while, jumpin from cd to cd and back again, coc, shangrila, riddle box, ringmaster, even a bit of beverly kills, back to milenko, jeckel bros, just all over the place, it took me a few seconds to realize what each beat was, lol ... i guess im gettin slow in my old age, almost 23, mind isnt what it used to be i guess, so much information to store away ... but jsut when you think its over, abk fuckin comes out fuckin bustin a few songs, i was like oh hell fuckin yeh, now abk is so much fuckin fresher in concert, as most acts are, but man, abk fuckin blows the shit out of everybody, when he's rappin its like he's rappin straight to you, such a unique blend of beats, it was short lived, just a couple songs, but man fresh, then icp goes back and does some more songs, im like how fuckin long is this gonna be, seriously, seemed like the longest set they've done, fresh fuckin god damn freshness. I mean, some concerts seem like "oh i've seen this before, this is fresh but yeh, im tired" man, through the whole concert i was just fuckin amazed at their skill, and this comin from me, been down since milenko seen plenty of concerts, heard all the songs before, just blown away, yet again. For some odd reason, it made me wanna just tattoo my body with every fuckin psychopathic thing out there, like my love for the wicked shit was redeemed, as if i ever lost it, which i haven't, its like being saved or something, like being reborn, man, freshness. To me, bein down for so long, to me nothing is new anymore, cuz ya know it all right? not all of it, but you've been there done that, to feel a great feeling like that, its just amazing, that was my homie danny's first icp concert, i wish i could only feel what he felt, the first concert, just blows you away, it's hardly ever the same, he's still tryin to pick up new psychopathic cds, he's just gettin into all this shit and fuckin lovin it, its fuckin great .... man remember the first time you heard milenko, or maybe it was jekcel bros, bizaar bizzar, hell maybe even shangrila, and you were just blown away at how fuckin fresh it all was, so fuckin different then your twisted ropes your candy corn and your unlevened bread wafers ... if you understood what i meant from that, then props to you (lol) ... but yeh, its fuckin great ...
SO show is over, im pickin up my FIRST hatchet-man charm ... yeh yeh, whatever i just haven't wanted to spend 70 bucks on one, but i figured there's got to be a first, bought a couple 3xl t-shirts and was on my way. Randy his homie and all of us decided we'd get some food, they got 3 days until they gotta be in detroit so they decided to drive our highway back until we found some place to stop ...
So we get out of chicago, and i'm lookin for a fuckin place to stop but theres nowhyere, you'd think that in chicago thered be place after place after place to stop but there isnt, specially at like 11:30 or 12, or whatever time it was when we go tout.... But yeh ... i didnt have much gas but i had enough so i knew i'd make it to whatever truckstop we stopped at .... well anyways, we hadn't found a place yet and i really needed gas so i pull off at this town called woodstock, cuz i figured they'd have a gas station well they did, right as i pull into the station my cars gas warning goes *BEEP BEEP BEEP* lol .... i think i had a gallon left but man, that was close ... so danny and i go take a piss, randy and i talk about where we should fuckin eat at, cuz im fuckin hungry right? so beccis like how bout that nicos bar / grill we saw back there, we're like ok we'll check it out, i feel bad for not knowin randy's friends name, but oh well, he was still fresh .... but so yeh ...
we pull up to this bar/grill it looks fuckin fancy as hell we get in and randy's like uh ... this place looks expensive, im like yeh, well randy's friends goin to the bathroom and this chick says in a drunk like state "you can still order ... some ... food" and she's goin into the bathroom, well you know im scopin out her ass, i dont know if anybody else knew that, but it dont matter what a chick looks like, fat tall skinny ugly, if she's got tight pants on, im lookin at her ass, specially if she's goin into the bathroom im a sick fuck like that, and lovin all the pervertedness of it, haha .... oh maybe i've said too much ... anyways, ... so we leave out that place, and head back to the highway but one problem ...
no fucking onramp, instead its like west 90 is this way, so we're drivin and its like a long curvy fuckin country bumpkin road out to the middle of nowhere (keep in mind randy is in his car with his homie behind us following ..) so we're all like what the fuck ... but we find this place called country pride and randy's like yeh, lets stop there, so we head on over there ...
we get in and we sit in the booth, these country/ghetto kids are like ... yeh we usually sit there, ha ha .... they didnt really mean anything buy it, but whathever, so our waitress comes over, shes a lil fat, no big, i aint hatin, but only thing she had to offer was to show us some tits, lol ... i didnt say that but she was retarded, not really, but how she acted, just kinda bleh, we all thought so, least i think that was the general opinion.
all the food is fuckin expensive as hell, like 8 bucks per meal, i wanted steak tips and i also wanted a burger, im a big guy, but i couldnt get just a burger, i had to order the mail, well the steak tips, so i thought, came with something called corn and bacon ... and thats what we all thought, and she said "do you want the macaroni and cheese" or some pasta sort of side comin with my burger, then she's like "and fries?" and im like ... uh cant i just get a burger, she's like ... well yeh ... but you'd get charged for the fries, so im like eh fuck whatever, yeh give it to me .... im thinkin what the fuck am i doing im a big guy but fuck, i cant eat all this, lol i mean i cant but i'd be hurtin, thank god the portion sizes werne't like i thought ... but anyways, she said she was gong to bring a pitcher of soda for us, but they "took away their large one" i dont know what the fuck that means, but she brings us our food, and the beef steak shit has mushrooms in it which i knew they'd have i really dont like mushrooms neither does danny so i figure out later .... but anyways, i get my burger my fries, but danny doesnt get his corn, neither my "bacon and corn" so she comes over im like aren't we supposed to have vegetable sides to this, and she's like oh ... well ok .... so yeh ... anyways ... i guess she's married to the cook or something .... lol, he comes out with "BAKED CORN" lol its like this mix of god knows what, prolly whatever they throw into the grinder, it looks disgusting, and meanwhile her husbands like well woman you can bring the rest out, lah blah blah, lol we're all lookin at each other like ... she's prolly gonna come back with two black eyes, lmfao ....
so anyways, the food sucked ass balls, only thing godo was the fries, randy and his homie both had spaghetti and meatballs which he found a bean in his ... lol ... idunno, bad experience but fun times, good thing to add to the memory i guess, but yeh ... thats really about all for the night .... fun times ya know ... theres obviously little detail i left out, but whatever you guys are probably bored by now anyways ... few other things ...
lol while we were driving tryin to find our way out of chicago makin sure we get all the right turns im tryin to text my ex, cuz her and her boyfriend were there, i was hopin to meet up with her, just to say hi and what not but we didnt run into each other, i haven't really hung out with her since the break up, so it'd be nice to jsut chill, kinda talk a lil bit, but oh well i called her and asked if they wanted to meet up with all of us and get some food but they were already on their way to being baked for 3 hours ... im like hah, cool, im not really a get high type guy, and ever i ever start smokin imma smoke just like a drink, once in a while, and a lot of it, i hate takin things too far, i got enough bad habits, no offense to those two get drunk all the time, cuz its all good, whatever makes you happy, good times is what im sayin ... anyways, i kept honkin at local chi-towners that were on the sidewalk scarin the shit out of em, ya know the type of shit you do after you have that concert high ... you just feel like speeding and doin shit you dont normally do ...
so thats the night we drive back people rest so on and so forth, and we almost hit A FUCKING GOD DAMN DEER but thank god i am fuckin skillzed with the quickness and breaked like a bleeding asshole, i dont know what that means ... but i went home, and went to sleep ... so thats it, hope you felt free to skip whatever parts you thought needed skipping ...
Keith (AkA DilutedLife)
